Understanding with love will be my only way out.
I'm Allie. I am in love with Andy Glass. Crohnies unite.
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
holy fuck I’m laughing so hard
(via selinaaa-smiley)
W WHAT THE FCKU
WHATS GOING ON ONMFG
IM NOT OKAy
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What the fuck is this and why am I laughing at this sick shit
omg.
(via andyfuckingglass)
